Vampires were made for the shelter in place life.
How’s everyone doing?
Are you washing your hands? Not touching your face?
Are you practicing your vampire cough? You know…coughing into your elbow as though you were stalking your next victim and about to say, “I vant to suck your blood!” Only, don’t say that. Just cover your cough.
Are you checking on your friends and loved ones, particularly those who have public-facing jobs or who might have compromised immune systems?
Good. Keep that up. We’re all in this together.
Check in. Say hi. Stay well.